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There are only two rules for success. Number one is never tell everything you know.

ghostbuggy:

what’s cooler than cool????

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(via leftforbed)

laughbitches:

I went to ihop and the waitress asked me how i wanted my eggs done and i said medium rare

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via humoristics)

i get excited when i realize i’m hungry like yes it’s time